your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Randomize
