Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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