Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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