He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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