One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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