i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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