I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
ttyl tear gas
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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