She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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