That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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