So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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