My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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