Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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