Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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