I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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