conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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