It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Randomize
