She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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