dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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