Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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