a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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