ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I could have mohawked her pubes.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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