You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Randomize
