Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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