Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
