who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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