The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
