Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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