You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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