i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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