I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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