He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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