Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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