Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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