..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
FUCK WHALES
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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