She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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