So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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