break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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