2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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