I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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