we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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