it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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