Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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