i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I'm really busy with my period
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