It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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