We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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