she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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