you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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