if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
