Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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