Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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