It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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