8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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