I wannas sexs uuuuu
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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