I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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