i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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