dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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