Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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