He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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