Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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